Sunday, December 11, 2011

I Won at Scarlet's Letter!

Today was a hell of a day, going from a one bedroom apartment to a two story (three bedroom, 1.5 bath) house with a gym...

I got an email half way through moving that I had won Scarlet Letter's Sqweel Giveaway!
I think that made my entire morning.
But seriously, Scarlet's Letter is always hosting giveaways, so favorite her and go back often!

Right now she's even hosting one for a Travel Pop G-Spot Lollipop in dark chocolate. (Personally, looks fantastic, and I probably already beat you there!)

I can't wait to post what I think about the Sqweel! =D

Thursday, December 8, 2011


EdenFantasys wants you!

That's right.
EdenFantasys is an adult sex community website that is always hiring new bloggers to work for them. With their EdenLovesBloggers area, it's even easy to apply! You click the "Join Now" button at the bottom of EdenLovesBloggers and they'll decide which blog style is best for yours.
Not everything has to be sex or sex toys even. It could be a lifestyle blog or advice column!
(However, to be eligible for any of these things, your blog does have to be updated regularly and at least three months old.)

There's their Product Reviews worth one free product a month in exchange for an honest review in return, even some "safe for work" products.
Sponsored Posts are just positive posts about something you saw/found on an EdenFantasys portion, whether it's their SexIs magazine, community, or forums. You can do this twice a month in exchange for gift cards!
There's also the Eden Affiliate Program, where you can earn 20% commission via sales, open your own store, and make real life and online sales!
They may even offer to do a Paid Banner & Text Ad! There are more requirements within the link to determine the eligibility of your blog for this program, but hey! Who doesn't like to get paid for advertising?

I applied and got a response back within 12 hours! My blog qualifies for Sponsored Posts, which is exciting for me because not only can I write about anything inspired from EdenFantasys' website, but I get gift cards in exchange! Ah, the joys of potentially free things!

So, easy to apply, always quick responses from your coordinator, four different options to try for, and a great website to surf around on! What's not to love?


This review is in the compliance of the FTC guidelines as provided by EdenFantasys; free things for an unbiased review. =)

Fetish ATCs!

I love to draw. And I love to learn. And I love names of odd and obscure fetishes. I also love swapping crafty items for other crafty items. 

An ATC is an acronym for Artist Trading Card. Essentially it is a "baseball card" of artwork. 2.5 by 3.5 inches (same size as your average trade-able card like baseball, Pokemon, Magic the Gathering, whatever...) of original artwork. 

I chose an ATC swap with the category of "obscure fetishes." However, I didn't feel the need to be completely disgusting. I didn't feel like drawing watersports, scat, adult babies, whatever... I just wanted something either nice to look at when completed or a "funny" obscure fetish.

First up was Dacryphilia, the arousal from tears or sobbing. 

My boyfriend and I always have incredible sex after I end up sobbing. I don't know if it's dacryphilia or "make up sex," but both of us enjoy the sex after I cry.

The next one I decided to draw is Urusagalmatophilia, or the sexual attraction to teddy bears.

I decided to put a funny twist on him, making him all raggedy and "well-loved" with the thought bubble of "why me?"

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Depo Provera

I'm currently on a Depo-Provera shot. I love never bleeding. I love never even having to think about blood all over everything. I haven't actually had a period in... 4 or 5 years.
I'm concerned about it effecting having kids.
I'm also worried that it's causing me to be very... Emotionally fucked up. At the end of the birth control shot, I cry at everything. I'm severely depressed. I can't even stand myself. I second guess everything.
(I'm also worried about the not having kids thing, the whole "Depo-Provera is used for chemical castration" thing...)

Reading up on the Implanon, the only severe side effect is possible no periods, possible heavy periods, or a change in sex drive. Maybe headaches.

Reading up on the IUD, the whole thing of it maybe moving, being absorbed into the uterus...

I never remember to take pills, they are known to cause severe migraines, and I really hate bleeding after not bleeding for years.

Implanon and the IUD are looking to be my best options... But they're so expensive! Implanon lasts up to three years and the IUD can last up to 12 years...
Decisions, decisions...

Does anyone have any insight on this?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Review: LELO Gigi

Manufacturing Company: Lelo
Cost: $65 on Amazon, $109 on LELO's website, and $115 in most stores
Materials: Body Safe Silicone

Benefits: Quiet, different speeds and modes, rechargeable with a quick recharge time, 10 year partial replacement warranty, 1 year limited warranty
Cons: Slippery when wet, pricey 

Rating: 4 out of 5
It's a bit pricey for a sex toy, but you get what you pay for, right? Plus, nothing is cheap when it's body safe AND rechargeable. 

Added Note: This has a matte finish, giving it an interesting touch texture. It comes with its own little silk pouch for storage. It takes only 2 hours to charge for 4 hours of play and will store the charge for up to 90 days with a charge indicator (the nobs to change speeds). You get "soft flutter to an intense pulsation," which even if that is from the website, is true fact. 

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Sex Your Way to a New You!

While browsing around on the internet, I stumbled upon a forum posing the question "Can you actually lose weight through sex?" The answer was, unsurprisingly, yes! Sex IS a form of movement, movement is exercise. (And for some of us, it's really vigorous movement.)

This article from Woman's Day magazine breaks down calories burned through sexual activity, including undressing. (A whooping 8 to 10 calories) A man can burn up to 80 calories just trying to remove a bra - with his mouth.

A woman squatting, bouncing on top can burn up to 207 calories in a half an hour while toning your calves and thighs. Regular cowgirl position is known to burn over 144 calories per half an hour.
Oral sex can burn 100 calories. Adding push ups puts it up to 171, while adding yoga can put it to 135 calories.

This article from the Daily Muscle adds masturbation into calorie burning. An average masturbation session can burn 100 to 150 calories, while doing a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session can burn almost 300 calories.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Wanna See My Lightsaber?

While stalking around on the internet, my boyfriend found this (what looked like) an awesome masturbation video of a woman using a dildo attached to a lightsaber.

Unfortunately, this video was full of nothing good and was a girl showing off how flexible she was with her dildo.

Her probably handmade lightsaber dildo.

Found here at Rotteneggs, they include pictures AND instructions on how to make your own lightsaber dildo. (Picture also from rotteneggs, don't worry.)

All you need it is a lightsaber, brightly colored dildo, utility knife, and a mini LED flashlight.
That's right. Your own lightsaber dildo for around $20.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

A Toy Dictionary

Today's post is more of an educational look into sex and sex toys. Commonly misused words that lead us to think different things from what you really want!

Dildo Non-vibrating, penis-shaped toy that includes balls

Dong Non-vibrating, penis shaped toy that is basically JUST the shaft, some are even double-ended

Vibrator Vibrating toy for "massage" or sexual pleasure!

Vibrating Egg A small, vibrating, egg-shaped sex toy for vaginal or anal stimulation

Bullet A small and discrete vibrating toy 
Pocket Pussy  Fake vagina, ass, or mouth sex toy for male masturbation

Friday, March 18, 2011

Neon Junior G-Spot Softees

Manufacturing Company: Pipedream
Cost: $7 on Amazon, $12 in most stores
Materials: body safe silicone, plastic

Benefits: waterproof, 1 AA battery, phalate-free
Cons: zero vibration power in all honesty, the battery chamber is effing confusing when it comes down to it
Yeah, it's one double A battery... It shouldn't be that hard to figure out. But apparently the cap doesn't match the battery entirely.

Rating: 1 out of 5

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

WET's 4-in-1 Lubricants

There is a lubrication company, called WET. I enjoy WET as such, I have had no complaints so far regarding it. (PLUS their website offers FREE SAMPLES. How awesome is that? AND downloadable coupons!)
No tackiness. No sticky. No disgusting flavors.

Anyway... Moving on to the benefits of the 4-in-1 lube! It's warming. It's flavored. It's a massage oil. It's a lubricant.
It does everything, but cook the bacon the next morning! (And I'm sure they're working on that, honestly...)

Manufacturing Company: WET
Cost: $7.95 for a small, $14.95 for a big bottle

Pros: does everything, flavors DON'T suck, smell is NOT overwhelming, doesn't dry out too soon, waterbased, sugar free
Cons: limited flavor selection, even though it is bigger than most

Rating: 3 of 5
As a flavored lube, it does better than most. But it's not slick like a normal lube. For an oral enhancer, it's great, for a massage oil... You'd better be ready for the stickiness. It's nice, because it's sugar free, so you can use it as a normal lube or as an oral lube for a woman.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Coochy Shaving cream

Coochy is kind of a lotion-cream consistency and is primarily used to shave your junk. It's super smooth and comes in a variety of pleasing fragrances.

Manufacturing Company: Coochy
Cost: Amazon sells the big bottles for only $10, a good $7-8 cheaper than most stores

Pros: The anti-rash/irritation formula tends to keep ingrown hairs and red spots away, pleasing scents, smooth feeling afterward, inexpensive, multiple uses (legs, both sex's genital regions, facial hair, armpits, chest, back... If your razor can do it, Coochy can help!)
Cons: None that can be thought of!

Rating: 5 out of 5

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Morning Sex!

Morning sex, it's good for your health a new study says! And how exciting is that?!

Honestly, morning sex is always incredibly intimate to me.
Maybe it's because you sleep in the same bed. Maybe it's because it's usually strangely rushed, but gentle, passive sex...
Or maybe it's because they can wake up to your crazy morning hair/breath and still find you sexy enough to want to have sex with you.

This post goes into the benefits of spontaneous "morning passion."

     "Adults who make love first thing in the morning apparently not only feel more upbeat for the rest of the day, but also benefit from a stronger immune system.
      Research suggests that adults who begin their day this way are healthier and happier than those who simply opt for a cup of tea and some toast before heading out of the door."

That's right. You are not only happier, but your immune system is willing to do more for you.
It also raises the quality of your hair, skin, and nails. 
Having sex at least three times a week can almost half the risk of a heart attack or stroke.
Having sex every day increases sperm quality and could increase the chances of getting their partner pregnant.
Men in their 50's with a regular sex life have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer.

Don't be reckless.
But at least have you can now have your cake and eat it, too!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Under the Bed Restraints

Manufacturing Company: Sportsheets
Cost: $35 to $55, depending on the website
Amazon has these available at $35, plus shipping. Cirilla's sells them for around $50. It really just depends on where you want to go to buy them.

Materials: Nylon and Neoprene
Closure: Velcro, easy to put on and get off quickly; Cuffs are attached by snap closures

Pros: low cost, easy to stow away, easy to clean, soft, flexible, easy to assemble/disassemble, virtually silent
The cuffs are padded, making it to where even if the restrainee struggles, they will not leave marks.
The cuffs come off, so if you want to have them flip over, you don't have to release your prisoner, just snap the cuff to the other side.
Easily machine washable.
Discreet. Just detach the cuffs when not in use and viola! No one has to know. Especially helpful if you live in a college dorm or have children.
Easy to make fit on ANY mattress. 
Cons: Disappointingly easy to get out of

Rating: 5 of 5
I cannot think of a single reason to downgrade this item from a five star review.
The ease and accessibility, along with being as silent as your partner is, make it too good to pass up.
As a restraint system, it is super cheap, too!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Porn Review: Psycho Parody

Title: Psycho (XXX Parody)
Producing Company: Zero Tolerance
Rating: 4 out of 5

The scenes into the porn and foreplay area seem to drag on for what feel like eternity.
Every scene starts with pussy eating. Boring.
Every scene takes the girl at least 20 minutes to get undressed. Boring.
In the end, it seems like the sex scenes really did just drag on forever.

There are a few scenes that make this worth it.
If you like pussy eating, dick sucking, and ending facials... You'll love it.
Plus, it actually has a plot that you can keep up with. The dialog was pretty entertaining. It got them some brownie points.

Friday, January 28, 2011

3 Speed Butterfly's Kiss

Today's review is for California's Exotic the Butterfly Kiss (3 speed edition)

Mischief and myself both have a 3 speed, but Mischief managed to upgrade to a Platinum 9 speed. (Fancy-dancy vibrating powers!)

Information on this vibrator:
  • Waterproof
  • 3 speed with POWER
  • Uses only 2 AAA batteries
  • Clit and G-Spot stimulation
  • Priced between $10 and $15 on most sites
Rating: 4 of 5
Biggest Complaint: Maybe it's just me, but the vibration eats batteries like no tomorrow. I've had to change them three times in a month. But I do use it for about 45 minutes per time... 
Biggest Benefit: An amazing G-spot orgasm. Not many vibrators promise the action of a Rabbit for a significantly lower price.

Tomorrow we shall grant you an update with the reviews of two porns! BatmanXXX and Avatar parodies!