Review: LELO Gigi

Manufacturing Company: Lelo

Cost: $65 on Amazon, $109 on LELO's website, and $115 in most stores

Materials: Body Safe Silicone

Benefits: Quiet, different speeds and modes, rechargeable with a quick recharge time, 10 year partial replacement warranty, 1 year limited warranty

Cons: Slippery when wet, pricey 

Rating: 4 out of 5

It's a bit pricey for a sex toy, but you get what you pay for, right? Plus, nothing is cheap when it's body safe AND rechargeable. 

Added Note: This has a matte finish, giving it an interesting touch texture. It comes with its own little silk pouch for storage. It takes only 2 hours to charge for 4 hours of play and will store the charge for up to 90 days with a charge indicator (the nobs to change speeds). You get "soft flutter to an intense pulsation," which even if that is from the website, is true fact. 

Porn Review: Psycho Parody

Title: Psycho (XXX Parody)
Producing Company: Zero Tolerance
Rating: 4 out of 5


The scenes into the porn and foreplay area seem to drag on for what feel like eternity.
Every scene starts with pussy eating. Boring.
Every scene takes the girl at least 20 minutes to get undressed. Boring.
In the end, it seems like the sex scenes really did just drag on forever.

There are a few scenes that make this worth it.
If you like pussy eating, dick sucking, and ending facials... You'll love it.
Plus, it actually has a plot that you can keep up with. The dialog was pretty entertaining. It got them some brownie points.

3 Speed Butterfly's Kiss

Today's review is for California's Exotic the Butterfly Kiss (3 speed edition). 

Mischief and myself both have a 3 speed, but Mischief managed to upgrade to a Platinum 9 speed. (Fancy-dancy vibrating powers!)

Information on this vibrator:

• Waterproof
• 3 speed with POWER
• Uses only 2 AAA batteries
• Clit and G-Spot stimulation
• Priced between $10 and $15 on most sites

Rating: 4 of 5

Biggest Complaint: Maybe it's just me, but the vibration eats batteries like no tomorrow. I've had to change them three times in a month. But I do use it for about 45 minutes per time... 

Biggest Benefit: An amazing G-spot orgasm. Not many vibrators promise the action of a Rabbit for a significantly lower price.

Tomorrow we shall grant you an update with the reviews of two porns! BatmanXXX and Avatar parodies!