Coochy Shaving cream

Coochy is kind of a lotion-cream consistency and is primarily used to shave your junk. It's super smooth and comes in a variety of pleasing fragrances.

Manufacturing Company: Coochy
Cost: Amazon sells the big bottles for only $10, a good $7-8 cheaper than most stores

Pros: The anti-rash/irritation formula tends to keep ingrown hairs and red spots away, pleasing scents, smooth feeling afterward, inexpensive, multiple uses (legs, both sex's genital regions, facial hair, armpits, chest, back... If your razor can do it, Coochy can help!)
Cons: None that can be thought of!

Rating: 5 out of 5

Under the Bed Restraints

Manufacturing Company: Sportsheets

Cost: $35 to $55, depending on the website

Amazon has these available at $35, plus shipping. Cirilla's sells them for around $50. It really just depends on where you want to go to buy them.

Materials: Nylon and Neoprene
Closure: Velcro, easy to put on and get off quickly; Cuffs are attached by snap closures

Pros: low cost, easy to stow away, easy to clean, soft, flexible, easy to assemble/disassemble, virtually silent

The cuffs are padded, making it to where even if the restrainee struggles, they will not leave marks.

The cuffs come off, so if you want to have them flip over, you don't have to release your prisoner, just snap the cuff to the other side.

Easily machine washable.

Discreet. Just detach the cuffs when not in use and viola! No one has to know. Especially helpful if you live in a college dorm or have children.

Easy to make fit on ANY mattress. 

Cons: Disappointingly easy to get out of

Rating: 5 of 5

I cannot think of a single reason to downgrade this item from a five star review.

The ease and accessibility, along with being as silent as your partner is, make it too good to pass up.

As a restraint system, it is super cheap, too!