Neon Junior G-Spot Softees

Manufacturing Company: Pipedream

Cost: $7 on Amazon, $12 in most stores

Materials: body safe silicone, plastic

Benefits: waterproof, 1 AA battery, phalate-free

Cons: zero vibration power in all honesty, the battery chamber is effing confusing when it comes down to it

Yeah, it's one double A battery... It shouldn't be that hard to figure out. But apparently the cap doesn't match the battery entirely.

Rating: 1 out of 5

WET's 4-in-1 Lubricants

There is a lubrication company, called WET. I enjoy WET as such, I have had no complaints so far regarding it. (PLUS their website offers FREE SAMPLES. How awesome is that? AND downloadable coupons!)
No tackiness. No sticky. No disgusting flavors.

Anyway... Moving on to the benefits of the 4-in-1 lube! It's warming. It's flavored. It's a massage oil. It's a lubricant.
It does everything, but cook the bacon the next morning! (And I'm sure they're working on that, honestly...)

Manufacturing Company: WET
Cost: $7.95 for a small, $14.95 for a big bottle

Pros: does everything, flavors DON'T suck, smell is NOT overwhelming, doesn't dry out too soon, waterbased, sugar free
Cons: limited flavor selection, even though it is bigger than most

Rating: 3 of 5
As a flavored lube, it does better than most. But it's not slick like a normal lube. For an oral enhancer, it's great, for a massage oil... You'd better be ready for the stickiness. It's nice, because it's sugar free, so you can use it as a normal lube or as an oral lube for a woman.