A Minor Review of Sorts

Sorry for the lack of updating! There has been almost no blog activity, on any of them lately. I'm almost 100% positive no one actually reads this, but I do what I can because I love it...
I actually think I stopped posting as much because I started using it as an advertisement for EdenFantasys... And that's a shitty thing to think, it is my blog after all!

So anyway. We shall talk about the toys I bought for Valentine's Day.

The Vibrolady Fleshlight just... Was rather disappointing. I mean, the Fleshlight itself is fabulous... But the bullets? Bah. They weren't even worth putting in as replacement bullets in the cock ring; they were not powerful or worth the effort of putting them in the Fleshlight.
In fact, I was using one as a teaser and it kept shorting out. It took less than two times of turning it on and it shorted out. What the fuck? So I launched it across the room. It made a nice BANG against the wall and I haven't touched it since.

What's the Fleshlight made out of? Well, according to EdenFantasys it's made out of a material called "SuperSkin" which is made from "high quality materials covered by a series of US patents." Uh... What? And it's recommended to just "clean with warm water, NOT soap" which, to me, is still weird, because when was the last time just using warm water did anything but rinse something off?..
Anyway, so you just rinse it in warm water, air dry. When it's done air drying, sprinkle the insertion end with cornstarch and shake off the excess, should be good as new! Shouldn't even stick as much!

The cock ring... It came with two powerful bullets. The metal pieces in the cock ring for "added support" is just as nice. But as for the clit stimulation? Give me a break. You're trying to hump a duck beak, you can barely feel the vibrating of the bullet through it, and if you do, you're stabbing yourself with a duck beak. While this cock ring is great for keeping him hard and vibrating for him, it does almost nothing for me besides minor vibrations in his cock.

A Better Inspection of a Revised WooHoo!

The Screaming O 'WooHoo!' that I wrote about in this article, about it snapping at the er... Ball vibrator part the first time we even attempted to use it...

So now instead I've got two awesome new vibrators...

A cock ring that actually works. Fantastically, actually.
The O-Joy (to be talked about later) was too tight. This one was fabulous. He reacted almost instantaneously to the vibrations, the appropriate tightness. He orgasmed at the end of it so hard, that his voice was raw at the end of it. ;)

The vibrator at the ball part was turned into a textured clit vibe.

The best part? I can interchange it with a cheap one-speed or three-speed clit vibe. So when these break, which they inevitably will, I can actually replace it! Until the cock ring part quits on me... Anyway.

He wants to try a working WooHoo! eventually...

The O-Joy has the best little nubbies ever. Even my boyfriend could appreciate them.

However. This may be of the same brand, Screaming O, it is so much tighter.

It actually cut off his ability to ejaculate.

It was rather depressing.

Cock Ring Rant

I haven't reviewed a toy in what feels like forever... So here's a rant about toys for you.

January of last year brought a lot of new, fun toys for me to play with for free from work.
I got a Neon Junior G-Spot Softee (review here), a thing of Wet's 4-in-1 lubricant (review here), a Screaming O O-Joy (product information here), a Screaming O Woo Hoo (product information here), a bottle of Sliquid Organics O Gel (product information here)... It feels like there might have been more... But it's been a year and I forget things easily.

Anyway, back to the main thing. After a year of not using any of that stuff (in fact, I threw out the Neon Junior for just being a shitty toy and I've never tried the Sliquid Orgasm Gel because I'm allergic to everything under the sun)... I finally busted out the cock rings.

The O-Joy was fantastic. Absolutely amazing. But it was too tight on him. It cut off just enough flow to prevent him from cumming all together and just made him incredibly irritated. He loved how much of a response I got from it, but all in all, he was just irritated by the end.

The Woo Hoo was something else we wanted to try. He liked the idea of the vibrator stimulating his balls at the same time. And it was a bitch to get the bottom piece around his balls. Eventually, he was trying to get it around them and it just... Snapped. The first time I go to use it after a year of having it, and it snaps. -_- Ugh.

In the good news, we now have a cock ring that should do the job and not cut off circulation or semen flow. It's a huge bullet vibrator, so he gets enjoyment out of it, too. And I got a nifty little textured bullet sleeve.

If the top half of the Woo Hoo works out well, we have a new cock ring. If it doesn't, I continue my search for the "perfect cock ring."