Cock Ring Rant

I haven't reviewed a toy in what feels like forever... So here's a rant about toys for you.

January of last year brought a lot of new, fun toys for me to play with for free from work.
I got a Neon Junior G-Spot Softee (review here), a thing of Wet's 4-in-1 lubricant (review here), a Screaming O O-Joy (product information here), a Screaming O Woo Hoo (product information here), a bottle of Sliquid Organics O Gel (product information here)... It feels like there might have been more... But it's been a year and I forget things easily.

Anyway, back to the main thing. After a year of not using any of that stuff (in fact, I threw out the Neon Junior for just being a shitty toy and I've never tried the Sliquid Orgasm Gel because I'm allergic to everything under the sun)... I finally busted out the cock rings.

The O-Joy was fantastic. Absolutely amazing. But it was too tight on him. It cut off just enough flow to prevent him from cumming all together and just made him incredibly irritated. He loved how much of a response I got from it, but all in all, he was just irritated by the end.

The Woo Hoo was something else we wanted to try. He liked the idea of the vibrator stimulating his balls at the same time. And it was a bitch to get the bottom piece around his balls. Eventually, he was trying to get it around them and it just... Snapped. The first time I go to use it after a year of having it, and it snaps. -_- Ugh.

In the good news, we now have a cock ring that should do the job and not cut off circulation or semen flow. It's a huge bullet vibrator, so he gets enjoyment out of it, too. And I got a nifty little textured bullet sleeve.

If the top half of the Woo Hoo works out well, we have a new cock ring. If it doesn't, I continue my search for the "perfect cock ring."