Sorry for the lack of updating! There has been almost no blog activity, on any of them lately. I'm almost 100% positive no one actually reads this, but I do what I can because I love it...
I actually think I stopped posting as much because I started using it as an advertisement for EdenFantasys... And that's a shitty thing to think, it is my blog after all!
So anyway. We shall talk about the toys I bought for Valentine's Day.
The Vibrolady Fleshlight just... Was rather disappointing. I mean, the Fleshlight itself is fabulous... But the bullets? Bah. They weren't even worth putting in as replacement bullets in the cock ring; they were not powerful or worth the effort of putting them in the Fleshlight.
In fact, I was using one as a teaser and it kept shorting out. It took less than two times of turning it on and it shorted out. What the fuck? So I launched it across the room. It made a nice BANG against the wall and I haven't touched it since.
What's the Fleshlight made out of? Well, according to EdenFantasys it's made out of a material called "SuperSkin" which is made from "high quality materials covered by a series of US patents." Uh... What? And it's recommended to just "clean with warm water, NOT soap" which, to me, is still weird, because when was the last time just using warm water did anything but rinse something off?..
Anyway, so you just rinse it in warm water, air dry. When it's done air drying, sprinkle the insertion end with cornstarch and shake off the excess, should be good as new! Shouldn't even stick as much!
The cock ring... It came with two powerful bullets. The metal pieces in the cock ring for "added support" is just as nice. But as for the clit stimulation? Give me a break. You're trying to hump a duck beak, you can barely feel the vibrating of the bullet through it, and if you do, you're stabbing yourself with a duck beak. While this cock ring is great for keeping him hard and vibrating for him, it does almost nothing for me besides minor vibrations in his cock.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Friday, February 10, 2012
Valentine's Day Plans!
In the last few weeks I have made a few purchases from EdenFantasys. My boyfriend will be surprised for Valentine's Day!
With the giftcards I worked for through blogging and winning two giveaways (plus you can collect points by navigating through the site, using the search engine, even voting in polls, or making forum comments) I was able to spend almost $200 on things for Valentine's Day.
We're talking a Fleshlight Vibro Lady, a 4.5 fluid oz of System JO H20 Warming lube, a new fancy cock ring, and a High Intensity Vibro-Tease (anal plug... For me. Should probably state that now.)
I just ordered the warming lube and new cock ring with another gift card I received. (And some points redeemed into a giftcard...) While it may not get here until February 15th, I have hope that maybe it won't be that late.
Until then, apparently we are going to a little bakery to end lunch and then spending a night in, Josh took the day off work. =D
Then! February 15th I have a meeting with a Visual Communications director for school and pick up the shiny engagement ring! Huzzah!
With the giftcards I worked for through blogging and winning two giveaways (plus you can collect points by navigating through the site, using the search engine, even voting in polls, or making forum comments) I was able to spend almost $200 on things for Valentine's Day.
We're talking a Fleshlight Vibro Lady, a 4.5 fluid oz of System JO H20 Warming lube, a new fancy cock ring, and a High Intensity Vibro-Tease (anal plug... For me. Should probably state that now.)
I just ordered the warming lube and new cock ring with another gift card I received. (And some points redeemed into a giftcard...) While it may not get here until February 15th, I have hope that maybe it won't be that late.
Until then, apparently we are going to a little bakery to end lunch and then spending a night in, Josh took the day off work. =D
Then! February 15th I have a meeting with a Visual Communications director for school and pick up the shiny engagement ring! Huzzah!
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Save the Date Romance Kits!
Today is February 1st. That means that Valentine's Day is under 13 days away! EdenFantasys is having a fantastic deal on Romance Toy Kits!
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| EdenFantasys present Save the Date Luxury Gift Boxes |
For her is "a passionate kit that will indulge both toy lovers and toy beginners alike." This cute little kit includes an Insignia Alia (in three different colors: pink, rose, and black), Lelo Personal Lube, Kissaholic Lip Gloss, and Eden Toy and Body Wipes.
The kit is $125: Alia is $114.99, Lelo lube is $12.99, the lip gloss is $15.99, and then Eden Toy/Body Wipes is $4.99. You save over $30 with this sexy kit!
The for him Valentine's kit is just as exciting! "Show him how much you love his sexy side with fun toys for solo play, or a naughty night for two!" Give him something to swoon over with the new Tenga 3D, Naughty Boy, Ride H2O Lube, and Eden Toy and Body Wipes.
This sexy kit is only $100: a $44.99 3D Tenga, $49.99 Naughty Boy (in blue or black), $11.99 Ride H2O lube, and the $4.99 Eden Toy/Body Wipes. This saves you over $15! Show your man you appreciate him as much as you appreciate yourself and all he does for you. ;)
There's even a "for couples" option. "This intimate kit includes fun and sensual toys guaranteed to bring couples closer together." Enjoy Valentine's Day (and every day ;) ) with the We-Vibe II, Lover's Body Paint, Pleasure Feather, ID Moments Warming Lube, and Eden Toy and Body Wipes.
For a (few) good nights worth of stuff, you only pay $110. The We-Vibe II itself is $99.00! $11.99 for the body paint, $6.99 for the feather, $9.99 for the warming lube, and $4.99 for the wipes... You're looking at almost $30 in savings.
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This is an unbiased promotion. This post is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
A Better Inspection of a Revised WooHoo!
A cock ring that actually works. Fantastically, actually.
The O-Joy (to be talked about later) was too tight. This one was fabulous. He reacted almost instantaneously to the vibrations, the appropriate tightness. He orgasmed at the end of it so hard, that his voice was raw at the end of it. ;)
The vibrator at the ball part was turned into a textured clit vibe.
The best part? I can interchange it with a cheap one-speed or three-speed clit vibe. So when these break, which they inevitably will, I can actually replace it! Until the cock ring part quits on me... Anyway.
He wants to try a working WooHoo! eventually...
However. This may be of the same brand, Screaming O, it is so much tighter.
It actually cut off his ability to ejaculate.
It was rather depressing.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
New Year Clearance Sale!
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| Huge Savings Here! |
It's that time again!
Eden Fantasys is having a HUGE New Year Clearance!
Save up to 70% on over 700 toys!
Glass toys, silicone toys, rabbits, vibrators, eggs, cuffs, metal toys, butt plugs of all shapes and sizes, paddles... It's all there! Why not take advantage of this sale and make a sexy toy basket for yourself!
After all, everyone needs a new toy for a new year!Want to try bondage? There's discounted cuffs, blindfolds, and paddles!
Save up to 50% on brands like Lelo, Nexus, Fun Factory, and Extase with their Luxury Sale!
Glass Icicles brand dildos, Lovemoiselle Dorian's ceramic vibrator, silicone vibrators, aluminum toy for vaginal or anal stimulation...
Take up to 30% off on sexy clubwear and lingerie!
Or some sexy lingerie (or club wear) for all sizes!
Waist cinchers, corsets, babydolls, maid uniforms, bra and skirt sets, school girl uniforms, halter tops, key hole dresses, sexy robes...There's even metallic leggings (from a small to extra large) in a variety of outstanding colors!
Or go the economical route and save on multiple items with their deal packs!
3 for $20, 4 for $20, or even 5 for $20.
You could make a sexy gift basket for Valentine's Day or any special occasion at a price like that!
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This is an unbiased promotion. This post is in compliance with FTC guidelines.
Cock Ring Rant
I haven't reviewed a toy in what feels like forever... So here's a rant about toys for you.
January of last year brought a lot of new, fun toys for me to play with for free from work.
I got a Neon Junior G-Spot Softee (review here), a thing of Wet's 4-in-1 lubricant (review here), a Screaming O O-Joy (product information here), a Screaming O Woo Hoo (product information here), a bottle of Sliquid Organics O Gel (product information here)... It feels like there might have been more... But it's been a year and I forget things easily.
Anyway, back to the main thing. After a year of not using any of that stuff (in fact, I threw out the Neon Junior for just being a shitty toy and I've never tried the Sliquid Orgasm Gel because I'm allergic to everything under the sun)... I finally busted out the cock rings.
The O-Joy was fantastic. Absolutely amazing. But it was too tight on him. It cut off just enough flow to prevent him from cumming all together and just made him incredibly irritated. He loved how much of a response I got from it, but all in all, he was just irritated by the end.
The Woo Hoo was something else we wanted to try. He liked the idea of the vibrator stimulating his balls at the same time. And it was a bitch to get the bottom piece around his balls. Eventually, he was trying to get it around them and it just... Snapped. The first time I go to use it after a year of having it, and it snaps. -_- Ugh.
In the good news, we now have a cock ring that should do the job and not cut off circulation or semen flow. It's a huge bullet vibrator, so he gets enjoyment out of it, too. And I got a nifty little textured bullet sleeve.
If the top half of the Woo Hoo works out well, we have a new cock ring. If it doesn't, I continue my search for the "perfect cock ring."
January of last year brought a lot of new, fun toys for me to play with for free from work.
I got a Neon Junior G-Spot Softee (review here), a thing of Wet's 4-in-1 lubricant (review here), a Screaming O O-Joy (product information here), a Screaming O Woo Hoo (product information here), a bottle of Sliquid Organics O Gel (product information here)... It feels like there might have been more... But it's been a year and I forget things easily.
Anyway, back to the main thing. After a year of not using any of that stuff (in fact, I threw out the Neon Junior for just being a shitty toy and I've never tried the Sliquid Orgasm Gel because I'm allergic to everything under the sun)... I finally busted out the cock rings.
The O-Joy was fantastic. Absolutely amazing. But it was too tight on him. It cut off just enough flow to prevent him from cumming all together and just made him incredibly irritated. He loved how much of a response I got from it, but all in all, he was just irritated by the end.
The Woo Hoo was something else we wanted to try. He liked the idea of the vibrator stimulating his balls at the same time. And it was a bitch to get the bottom piece around his balls. Eventually, he was trying to get it around them and it just... Snapped. The first time I go to use it after a year of having it, and it snaps. -_- Ugh.
In the good news, we now have a cock ring that should do the job and not cut off circulation or semen flow. It's a huge bullet vibrator, so he gets enjoyment out of it, too. And I got a nifty little textured bullet sleeve.
If the top half of the Woo Hoo works out well, we have a new cock ring. If it doesn't, I continue my search for the "perfect cock ring."
Friday, January 13, 2012
EdenFantasys Giveaways
Following EdenFantasys.com on Twitter has benefited me tremendously. I'm always in on giveaways, information, latest articles... Following their counterpart, Eden Cafe, also benefits me. Tips on cropping photographs, giving the best review you can, more giveaways... (Both of those links go to their Twitter pages.)
EdenFantasys does a lot of things, really. They can be more than just a sex toy store! There's giveaways, articles, forums... There's also Eden Gives Back, where people can promote their clothing drives, AIDS awareness, relief funds, supporting the troops... The link shows you everything Eden Gives Back accomplished in 2011.
Right now you can win the Joplin Intensity from EdenFantasys! An incredible new rabbit that also provides electrostimulation to provide orgasms while strengthening your pelvic muscles.
(Picture from EdenFantays giveaway promotion.)
Of course, that's not the only giveaway EdenFantasys has to offer right now!
Purchase any OhMiBod product from EdenFantasys site and you automatically enter into their Feel the Music Valentine Sweepstakes while their products are 25% off.
First prize is an iPod Touch and Freestyle W.
Second prize is a Club Vibe 2.0H.
Third prize is a Naughtibod.
Now go! Follow them and win some nice things for yourself!
EdenFantasys does a lot of things, really. They can be more than just a sex toy store! There's giveaways, articles, forums... There's also Eden Gives Back, where people can promote their clothing drives, AIDS awareness, relief funds, supporting the troops... The link shows you everything Eden Gives Back accomplished in 2011.
(Picture from EdenFantays giveaway promotion.)
Of course, that's not the only giveaway EdenFantasys has to offer right now!
Purchase any OhMiBod product from EdenFantasys site and you automatically enter into their Feel the Music Valentine Sweepstakes while their products are 25% off.
First prize is an iPod Touch and Freestyle W.
Second prize is a Club Vibe 2.0H.
Third prize is a Naughtibod.
Now go! Follow them and win some nice things for yourself!
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| EdenFantasys |
This is an unbiased promotion. This is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
TruePleasure's Giveaway
I won (second place in) another giveaway!
True Pleasure's hosted another lovely giveaway through Babeland, found here.
I got a choice between Picobong's line of the Kiki Vibe, Koa Ring, Honi Vibe, and the Ipo Finger Vibe.
I went ahead and chose the Koa Ring.
I can't wait get this in the mail! =D
Which reminds me... I owe you a review on the Sqweel and all that jazz...
True Pleasure's hosted another lovely giveaway through Babeland, found here.
I got a choice between Picobong's line of the Kiki Vibe, Koa Ring, Honi Vibe, and the Ipo Finger Vibe.
I went ahead and chose the Koa Ring.
I can't wait get this in the mail! =D
Which reminds me... I owe you a review on the Sqweel and all that jazz...
Sunday, December 11, 2011
I Won at Scarlet's Letter!
Today was a hell of a day, going from a one bedroom apartment to a two story (three bedroom, 1.5 bath) house with a gym...
I got an email half way through moving that I had won Scarlet Letter's Sqweel Giveaway!
I think that made my entire morning.
But seriously, Scarlet's Letter is always hosting giveaways, so favorite her and go back often!
Right now she's even hosting one for a Travel Pop G-Spot Lollipop in dark chocolate. (Personally, looks fantastic, and I probably already beat you there!)
I can't wait to post what I think about the Sqweel! =D
I got an email half way through moving that I had won Scarlet Letter's Sqweel Giveaway!
I think that made my entire morning.
But seriously, Scarlet's Letter is always hosting giveaways, so favorite her and go back often!
Right now she's even hosting one for a Travel Pop G-Spot Lollipop in dark chocolate. (Personally, looks fantastic, and I probably already beat you there!)
I can't wait to post what I think about the Sqweel! =D
Thursday, December 8, 2011
EdenLOVESBloggers!
EdenFantasys wants you!
That's right.
EdenFantasys is an adult sex community website that is always hiring new bloggers to work for them. With their EdenLovesBloggers area, it's even easy to apply! You click the "Join Now" button at the bottom of EdenLovesBloggers and they'll decide which blog style is best for yours.
Not everything has to be sex or sex toys even. It could be a lifestyle blog or advice column!
(However, to be eligible for any of these things, your blog does have to be updated regularly and at least three months old.)
There's their Product Reviews worth one free product a month in exchange for an honest review in return, even some "safe for work" products.
Sponsored Posts are just positive posts about something you saw/found on an EdenFantasys portion, whether it's their SexIs magazine, community, or forums. You can do this twice a month in exchange for gift cards!
There's also the Eden Affiliate Program, where you can earn 20% commission via sales, open your own store, and make real life and online sales!
They may even offer to do a Paid Banner & Text Ad! There are more requirements within the link to determine the eligibility of your blog for this program, but hey! Who doesn't like to get paid for advertising?
I applied and got a response back within 12 hours! My blog qualifies for Sponsored Posts, which is exciting for me because not only can I write about anything inspired from EdenFantasys' website, but I get gift cards in exchange! Ah, the joys of potentially free things!
So, easy to apply, always quick responses from your coordinator, four different options to try for, and a great website to surf around on! What's not to love?
This review is in the compliance of the FTC guidelines as provided by EdenFantasys; free things for an unbiased review. =)
That's right.
EdenFantasys is an adult sex community website that is always hiring new bloggers to work for them. With their EdenLovesBloggers area, it's even easy to apply! You click the "Join Now" button at the bottom of EdenLovesBloggers and they'll decide which blog style is best for yours.
Not everything has to be sex or sex toys even. It could be a lifestyle blog or advice column!
(However, to be eligible for any of these things, your blog does have to be updated regularly and at least three months old.)
There's their Product Reviews worth one free product a month in exchange for an honest review in return, even some "safe for work" products.
Sponsored Posts are just positive posts about something you saw/found on an EdenFantasys portion, whether it's their SexIs magazine, community, or forums. You can do this twice a month in exchange for gift cards!
There's also the Eden Affiliate Program, where you can earn 20% commission via sales, open your own store, and make real life and online sales!
They may even offer to do a Paid Banner & Text Ad! There are more requirements within the link to determine the eligibility of your blog for this program, but hey! Who doesn't like to get paid for advertising?
I applied and got a response back within 12 hours! My blog qualifies for Sponsored Posts, which is exciting for me because not only can I write about anything inspired from EdenFantasys' website, but I get gift cards in exchange! Ah, the joys of potentially free things!
So, easy to apply, always quick responses from your coordinator, four different options to try for, and a great website to surf around on! What's not to love?
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| EdenFantasys |
This review is in the compliance of the FTC guidelines as provided by EdenFantasys; free things for an unbiased review. =)
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