A Better Inspection of a Revised WooHoo!

The Screaming O 'WooHoo!' that I wrote about in this article, about it snapping at the er... Ball vibrator part the first time we even attempted to use it...

So now instead I've got two awesome new vibrators...

A cock ring that actually works. Fantastically, actually.
The O-Joy (to be talked about later) was too tight. This one was fabulous. He reacted almost instantaneously to the vibrations, the appropriate tightness. He orgasmed at the end of it so hard, that his voice was raw at the end of it. ;)

The vibrator at the ball part was turned into a textured clit vibe.

The best part? I can interchange it with a cheap one-speed or three-speed clit vibe. So when these break, which they inevitably will, I can actually replace it! Until the cock ring part quits on me... Anyway.

He wants to try a working WooHoo! eventually...

The O-Joy has the best little nubbies ever. Even my boyfriend could appreciate them.

However. This may be of the same brand, Screaming O, it is so much tighter.

It actually cut off his ability to ejaculate.

It was rather depressing.

New Year Clearance Sale!

Huge Savings Here!

It's that time again! 

Eden Fantasys is having a HUGE New Year Clearance!

Save up to 70% on over 700 toys! 

Glass toys, silicone toys, rabbits, vibrators, eggs, cuffs, metal toys, butt plugs of all shapes and sizes, paddles... It's all there! Why not take advantage of this sale and make a sexy toy basket for yourself! 

After all, everyone needs a new toy for a new year!
Want to try bondage? There's discounted cuffs, blindfolds, and paddles!

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Cock Ring Rant

I haven't reviewed a toy in what feels like forever... So here's a rant about toys for you.

January of last year brought a lot of new, fun toys for me to play with for free from work.
I got a Neon Junior G-Spot Softee (review here), a thing of Wet's 4-in-1 lubricant (review here), a Screaming O O-Joy (product information here), a Screaming O Woo Hoo (product information here), a bottle of Sliquid Organics O Gel (product information here)... It feels like there might have been more... But it's been a year and I forget things easily.

Anyway, back to the main thing. After a year of not using any of that stuff (in fact, I threw out the Neon Junior for just being a shitty toy and I've never tried the Sliquid Orgasm Gel because I'm allergic to everything under the sun)... I finally busted out the cock rings.

The O-Joy was fantastic. Absolutely amazing. But it was too tight on him. It cut off just enough flow to prevent him from cumming all together and just made him incredibly irritated. He loved how much of a response I got from it, but all in all, he was just irritated by the end.

The Woo Hoo was something else we wanted to try. He liked the idea of the vibrator stimulating his balls at the same time. And it was a bitch to get the bottom piece around his balls. Eventually, he was trying to get it around them and it just... Snapped. The first time I go to use it after a year of having it, and it snaps. -_- Ugh.

In the good news, we now have a cock ring that should do the job and not cut off circulation or semen flow. It's a huge bullet vibrator, so he gets enjoyment out of it, too. And I got a nifty little textured bullet sleeve.

If the top half of the Woo Hoo works out well, we have a new cock ring. If it doesn't, I continue my search for the "perfect cock ring."

EdenFantasys Giveaways

Following EdenFantasys.com on Twitter has benefited me tremendously. I'm always in on giveaways, information, latest articles... Following their counterpart, Eden Cafe, also benefits me. Tips on cropping photographs, giving the best review you can, more giveaways... (Both of those links go to their Twitter pages.)

EdenFantasys does a lot of things, really. They can be more than just a sex toy store! There's giveaways, articles, forums... There's also Eden Gives Back, where people can promote their clothing drives, AIDS awareness, relief funds, supporting the troops... The link shows you everything Eden Gives Back accomplished in 2011.

Right now you can win the Joplin Intensity from EdenFantasys! An incredible new rabbit that also provides electrostimulation to provide orgasms while strengthening your pelvic muscles.

(Picture from EdenFantays giveaway promotion.)










Of course, that's not the only giveaway EdenFantasys has to offer right now!

Purchase any OhMiBod product from EdenFantasys site and you automatically enter into their Feel the Music Valentine Sweepstakes while their products are 25% off.
First prize is an iPod Touch and Freestyle W.
Second prize is a Club Vibe 2.0H.
Third prize is a Naughtibod.

Now go! Follow them and win some nice things for yourself!

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TruePleasure's Giveaway

I won (second place in) another giveaway!

True Pleasure's hosted another lovely giveaway through Babeland, found here.

I got a choice between Picobong's line of the Kiki Vibe, Koa Ring, Honi Vibe, and the Ipo Finger Vibe.
I went ahead and chose the Koa Ring.

I can't wait get this in the mail! =D

Which reminds me... I owe you a review on the Sqweel and all that jazz...

I Won at Scarlet's Letter!

Today was a hell of a day, going from a one bedroom apartment to a two story (three bedroom, 1.5 bath) house with a gym...

I got an email half way through moving that I had won Scarlet Letter's Sqweel Giveaway!
I think that made my entire morning.
But seriously, Scarlet's Letter is always hosting giveaways, so favorite her and go back often!

Right now she's even hosting one for a Travel Pop G-Spot Lollipop in dark chocolate. (Personally, looks fantastic, and I probably already beat you there!)

I can't wait to post what I think about the Sqweel! =D

EdenLOVESBloggers!

EdenFantasys wants you!

That's right.
EdenFantasys is an adult sex community website that is always hiring new bloggers to work for them. With their EdenLovesBloggers area, it's even easy to apply! You click the "Join Now" button at the bottom of EdenLovesBloggers and they'll decide which blog style is best for yours.
Not everything has to be sex or sex toys even. It could be a lifestyle blog or advice column!
(However, to be eligible for any of these things, your blog does have to be updated regularly and at least three months old.)

There's their Product Reviews worth one free product a month in exchange for an honest review in return, even some "safe for work" products.
Sponsored Posts are just positive posts about something you saw/found on an EdenFantasys portion, whether it's their SexIs magazine, community, or forums. You can do this twice a month in exchange for gift cards!
There's also the Eden Affiliate Program, where you can earn 20% commission via sales, open your own store, and make real life and online sales!
They may even offer to do a Paid Banner & Text Ad! There are more requirements within the link to determine the eligibility of your blog for this program, but hey! Who doesn't like to get paid for advertising?

I applied and got a response back within 12 hours! My blog qualifies for Sponsored Posts, which is exciting for me because not only can I write about anything inspired from EdenFantasys' website, but I get gift cards in exchange! Ah, the joys of potentially free things!

So, easy to apply, always quick responses from your coordinator, four different options to try for, and a great website to surf around on! What's not to love?

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This review is in the compliance of the FTC guidelines as provided by EdenFantasys; free things for an unbiased review. =)

Fetish ATCs!

I love to draw. And I love to learn. And I love names of odd and obscure fetishes. I also love swapping crafty items for other crafty items. 

An ATC is an acronym for Artist Trading Card. Essentially it is a "baseball card" of artwork. 2.5 by 3.5 inches (same size as your average trade-able card like baseball, Pokemon, Magic the Gathering, whatever...) of original artwork. 

I chose an ATC swap with the category of "obscure fetishes." However, I didn't feel the need to be completely disgusting. I didn't feel like drawing watersports, scat, adult babies, whatever... I just wanted something either nice to look at when completed or a "funny" obscure fetish.

First up was Dacryphilia, the arousal from tears or sobbing. 

My boyfriend and I always have incredible sex after I end up sobbing. I don't know if it's dacryphilia or "make up sex," but both of us enjoy the sex after I cry.

The next one I decided to draw is Urusagalmatophilia, or the sexual attraction to teddy bears.

I decided to put a funny twist on him, making him all raggedy and "well-loved" with the thought bubble of "why me?"

Depo Provera

I'm currently on a Depo-Provera shot. I love never bleeding. I love never even having to think about blood all over everything. I haven't actually had a period in... 4 or 5 years.
I'm concerned about it effecting having kids.
I'm also worried that it's causing me to be very... Emotionally fucked up. At the end of the birth control shot, I cry at everything. I'm severely depressed. I can't even stand myself. I second guess everything.
(I'm also worried about the not having kids thing, the whole "Depo-Provera is used for chemical castration" thing...)

Reading up on the Implanon, the only severe side effect is possible no periods, possible heavy periods, or a change in sex drive. Maybe headaches.

Reading up on the IUD, the whole thing of it maybe moving, being absorbed into the uterus...

I never remember to take pills, they are known to cause severe migraines, and I really hate bleeding after not bleeding for years.

Implanon and the IUD are looking to be my best options... But they're so expensive! Implanon lasts up to three years and the IUD can last up to 12 years...
Decisions, decisions...

Does anyone have any insight on this?

Review: LELO Gigi

Manufacturing Company: Lelo

Cost: $65 on Amazon, $109 on LELO's website, and $115 in most stores

Materials: Body Safe Silicone

Benefits: Quiet, different speeds and modes, rechargeable with a quick recharge time, 10 year partial replacement warranty, 1 year limited warranty

Cons: Slippery when wet, pricey 

Rating: 4 out of 5

It's a bit pricey for a sex toy, but you get what you pay for, right? Plus, nothing is cheap when it's body safe AND rechargeable. 

Added Note: This has a matte finish, giving it an interesting touch texture. It comes with its own little silk pouch for storage. It takes only 2 hours to charge for 4 hours of play and will store the charge for up to 90 days with a charge indicator (the nobs to change speeds). You get "soft flutter to an intense pulsation," which even if that is from the website, is true fact.