Thursday, March 24, 2011

A Toy Dictionary

Today's post is more of an educational look into sex and sex toys. Commonly misused words that lead us to think different things from what you really want!

Dildo Non-vibrating, penis-shaped toy that includes balls

Dong Non-vibrating, penis shaped toy that is basically JUST the shaft, some are even double-ended

Vibrator Vibrating toy for "massage" or sexual pleasure!

Vibrating Egg A small, vibrating, egg-shaped sex toy for vaginal or anal stimulation

Bullet A small and discrete vibrating toy 
Pocket Pussy  Fake vagina, ass, or mouth sex toy for male masturbation

Friday, March 18, 2011

Neon Junior G-Spot Softees

Manufacturing Company: Pipedream
Cost: $7 on Amazon, $12 in most stores
Materials: body safe silicone, plastic

Benefits: waterproof, 1 AA battery, phalate-free
Cons: zero vibration power in all honesty, the battery chamber is effing confusing when it comes down to it
Yeah, it's one double A battery... It shouldn't be that hard to figure out. But apparently the cap doesn't match the battery entirely.

Rating: 1 out of 5

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

WET's 4-in-1 Lubricants

There is a lubrication company, called WET. I enjoy WET as such, I have had no complaints so far regarding it. (PLUS their website offers FREE SAMPLES. How awesome is that? AND downloadable coupons!)
No tackiness. No sticky. No disgusting flavors.

Anyway... Moving on to the benefits of the 4-in-1 lube! It's warming. It's flavored. It's a massage oil. It's a lubricant.
It does everything, but cook the bacon the next morning! (And I'm sure they're working on that, honestly...)

Manufacturing Company: WET
Cost: $7.95 for a small, $14.95 for a big bottle

Pros: does everything, flavors DON'T suck, smell is NOT overwhelming, doesn't dry out too soon, waterbased, sugar free
Cons: limited flavor selection, even though it is bigger than most

Rating: 3 of 5
As a flavored lube, it does better than most. But it's not slick like a normal lube. For an oral enhancer, it's great, for a massage oil... You'd better be ready for the stickiness. It's nice, because it's sugar free, so you can use it as a normal lube or as an oral lube for a woman.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Coochy Shaving cream

Coochy is kind of a lotion-cream consistency and is primarily used to shave your junk. It's super smooth and comes in a variety of pleasing fragrances.

Manufacturing Company: Coochy
Cost: Amazon sells the big bottles for only $10, a good $7-8 cheaper than most stores

Pros: The anti-rash/irritation formula tends to keep ingrown hairs and red spots away, pleasing scents, smooth feeling afterward, inexpensive, multiple uses (legs, both sex's genital regions, facial hair, armpits, chest, back... If your razor can do it, Coochy can help!)
Cons: None that can be thought of!

Rating: 5 out of 5

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Morning Sex!

Morning sex, it's good for your health a new study says! And how exciting is that?!

Honestly, morning sex is always incredibly intimate to me.
Maybe it's because you sleep in the same bed. Maybe it's because it's usually strangely rushed, but gentle, passive sex...
Or maybe it's because they can wake up to your crazy morning hair/breath and still find you sexy enough to want to have sex with you.

This post goes into the benefits of spontaneous "morning passion."

     "Adults who make love first thing in the morning apparently not only feel more upbeat for the rest of the day, but also benefit from a stronger immune system.
      Research suggests that adults who begin their day this way are healthier and happier than those who simply opt for a cup of tea and some toast before heading out of the door."

That's right. You are not only happier, but your immune system is willing to do more for you.
It also raises the quality of your hair, skin, and nails. 
Having sex at least three times a week can almost half the risk of a heart attack or stroke.
Having sex every day increases sperm quality and could increase the chances of getting their partner pregnant.
Men in their 50's with a regular sex life have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer.

Don't be reckless.
But at least have you can now have your cake and eat it, too!