Saturday, February 25, 2012

A Minor Review of Sorts

Sorry for the lack of updating! There has been almost no blog activity, on any of them lately. I'm almost 100% positive no one actually reads this, but I do what I can because I love it...
I actually think I stopped posting as much because I started using it as an advertisement for EdenFantasys... And that's a shitty thing to think, it is my blog after all!

So anyway. We shall talk about the toys I bought for Valentine's Day.

The Vibrolady Fleshlight just... Was rather disappointing. I mean, the Fleshlight itself is fabulous... But the bullets? Bah. They weren't even worth putting in as replacement bullets in the cock ring; they were not powerful or worth the effort of putting them in the Fleshlight.
In fact, I was using one as a teaser and it kept shorting out. It took less than two times of turning it on and it shorted out. What the fuck? So I launched it across the room. It made a nice BANG against the wall and I haven't touched it since.

What's the Fleshlight made out of? Well, according to EdenFantasys it's made out of a material called "SuperSkin" which is made from "high quality materials covered by a series of US patents." Uh... What? And it's recommended to just "clean with warm water, NOT soap" which, to me, is still weird, because when was the last time just using warm water did anything but rinse something off?..
Anyway, so you just rinse it in warm water, air dry. When it's done air drying, sprinkle the insertion end with cornstarch and shake off the excess, should be good as new! Shouldn't even stick as much!

The cock ring... It came with two powerful bullets. The metal pieces in the cock ring for "added support" is just as nice. But as for the clit stimulation? Give me a break. You're trying to hump a duck beak, you can barely feel the vibrating of the bullet through it, and if you do, you're stabbing yourself with a duck beak. While this cock ring is great for keeping him hard and vibrating for him, it does almost nothing for me besides minor vibrations in his cock.

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